Old phones + LLM agents form a self-hosted 'organism' with no cloud

A developer built a distributed system using old Android phones as sensors and LLM agents as brains, all connected via SSH, Tailscale, and a shared text log. The phones handle sensing while agents run on a laptop, coordinating through a log where they argue and assign tasks. The project uses bash, tmux, cron, and an LLM API key, with no middleware or cloud services.